1st ever survey

被king sir点名~

[ 幸福套餐 ]

幸福套餐 NO。1♥

01 你的綽号 : Roti Canai aka kanasai(doesn't mean roti canai is kanasai, its freaking delicious!)
02 年齡 : 16
03 生日 : 4/3/1992
04 星座 : Pisces
05 兴趣 : surfing around the internet, teasing people, and look for ways to make girls fall into me~
06 專長 : talk talk and talk(like king), but I am quite OK with computers and stuff

幸福套餐 NO。2♥

01 你有沒有喜欢的人? : YES
02 是否在交往? : F*ck No
03 現在幸福吗? : on a meter of 6/10
04 如果上天給你勇气，最想做什么事? :Freaking leave my house and backpack travel
05 如果有天,你爱的人跟你告白的话? :Keke diao ge, but sure will agree!

幸福套餐 NO。3♥

01 点你的人是: king's law
02 他是妳的 : stranger sitting next to me(bez fren la!~)
03 他的个性? : stubborn, but smart and quite observant
04 认识他多久? : about 2years and a half
05 你觉得他怎样? : funnay, daring, and metal head
06 你想对他說什么 : budak, pigi australia jangan lupa me..

幸福套餐 NO。4♥

01 最爱的节目 : Hmm, Stephen Chow's movie, american series like prison break and hero!
02 最爱的音乐 : Pop, but I do love country and those genres by Colbie Cailat(dono call wat)
03 最爱的季节 : season of love
04 最爱的卡通 : Dono, mostly anime(maybe doraemon?)
05 最爱的人 : 否则你怎麽让我 ，否则我怎麽可能赴汤蹈火，你说什麽都做 （两个人的烟火-黎明）
06 最爱的颜色 : Red and white
07 最爱的国家 : Malaysia
08 最爱的天气 : 天黑黑欲落雨天黑黑黑黑

幸福套餐 NO。5♥

01 如果上天給你三个愿望:
a) satisfy all my family member's need, especially financially
b) strong as hulk with great health
c) love is in the air forever with me,(and if cannot, I will choose the third wish as-having another 3 wish!)

02 你是很专一的人吗 : I like 5 minutes crush
03 最深刻的回忆? : forgot, or i haven't experienced any..the time has not come~
04 你是个很有信心的人吗? : No, I am afraid of everything, especially losing..(不是输，是失去)
05 你很爱微笑吗? : 我爱搞笑，爱开玩笑，不微笑，会哈哈大笑
06 如果你要放弃你现在的生活，你愿意吗 : opposite of king, absolutely YES, coz I like to change(穷则变，变则通)
07 妄想什么样的生活 : I can do wateva I wan, with all the munnay I possess
08 是否橫刀夺爱才是爱 : kanasai

Deceiving.歪离

哈哈。
刚刚看了yoitune 网站的帖子，真的是。没人睬咧。那边已经很闷了。
再看看所谓的美眉帖，唉。
我发现网上的东西太虚伪了，有时候看似真，却如此虚拟，简直就是假象。
美眉？当你认识他们的时候，你就不觉得是美眉了。妹妹还说可以。
认识一个人，亲身接触过，看过本人，才知道真相。这也许不是真相的全部，但总比网上真实。
那些美眉，对我来说只是不同不过的女子，甚至一些称不上好看，普通而已。
现在的人的审美观，我快要脱节了。哈哈。
但是网拍真不错耶，让一个不怎么样的人，看起来好像很漂亮。再加上photoshop，FUYOH,模特儿都比不上。为什么我知道呢？因为现实生活看见他们，认识他们，再看看照片，你就知道分歧有多大。
歪离现实。
在电脑世界里，猪扒变龙肉是简单不过的事情。

唉，但是为什么我这个怪咖还没有变龙变凤涅？

Yoitune is out. not down, out. for out of date.
Its no more active with chong hwa boys and girls. Too lame, too messy. hate.
Doing nothing, surfing shit. Then I saw one of the thread bout nice gals, beauty from class and stuff.
Its deceiving enough all right, I'll tell you that. Photos trick people that they have a pearl in the hand, but sometimes its just bullshit covered with lots and lots of photoshop.
When you know them, those nice gals personally, you will know how big the difference, the margin between truth and the net.
Anything is possible in the net. Even pork chops can become dragons meat. Literally speaking.

But why me, this geeky nerd, has not transfrom into the cool guy next door?

开心

刚刚想起要写部落格，又会想要骂人。真的是。我不可以酱的。我是一个很好的人。哪里可以天天骂人。伤身。
所以呢，现在就要说说开心的东西。呵呵。

真开心。不知道为什么，只是一个小小的东西，我却有种满足感。
哈哈，我在网上卖了我的旧计算机，还是以高价出售！那个人也是呆呆的，是我肯定不会出那么多钱，买一个7年的计算机。
那 天约他见面，怎知笨蛋手机放弃了我，让我没办法与他联络。我在约定的地方等了10分钟，约好3.00，他迟到所以我就跑咯！哈哈，要补习嘛～一到 kasturi，跟凯森换sim card 查简讯，发现他说他赶着来，而且到了！我连忙打电话给他，道歉并约他7.00。幸好是个好人。没大问题。
呵 呵，过后在那里约会，看到一个可爱(在这里可爱指的是胖胖)男生走过来，眼神交流后，就知道一定是他了。我拿出我的计算机，开始交易！原来网上那个不是 他，是他的朋友。他来帮他买罢了。算咯，我不大理会，反正过后他真的付了我RM35! 哈哈。。。新的才RM39。。。我有新计算机咯～

I found out that blogging in English is actually a lot easier for me, even though I am Chinese educated and not really fluent in English. Nevermind, I can train and learn English at the same time.

So the story goes. I was thinking of posting another entry, but realize that I was going to scold someone again. Aih. I can’t go on like this. Scolding is definitely not me. I can’t be like that! I’m a real nice person!

Haha. Well, back to the story. I’m both happy and excited for a real small thing, feeling that I’ve accomplished something.

I sold my calculator on the internet, and was giving out at a high price! I think the buyer doesn’t have any idea of the current price of scientific calculators, or else he won’t fork out RM35 to buy a seven years old calculator!

We agreed to meet at 3.00. But my stupid Nokia 2100 gave up on me, plain dead on the battery. This makes me unable to contact him. I waited for 10 minutes till 3.10 and FFK’ed him. Not really FFK la, since you know I don’t do that kind of stuff. Hehe. I had to rush to tuition, and mind you we agreed to meet at 3.00. Arriving at kasturi, I immediately borrowed Kai Sern’s phone to check on my messages. Well looks like he’s been rushing there since my last sms and arrived already. What to do? I quickly called him and apologized. I suggested to deal at 7.00 and he agreed.

No problems after that. I was waiting there. And then suddenly a cute(as in fat) guy had an eye contact with me and we immediately know each other. Haha. I handed him my calculator full with box and manual. He handed me RM50 but I had no small change therefore we exchange for small change at a reload booth there. I found out that he is not the guy on the forum but his friend helping to buy. I couldn’t care less because I was getting RM35. Who cares how he buys it.

And now, I can buy my new calculator at RM39! Nice~~~

idiot overpopulation。笨蛋人口过剩。

又要用头脑了。我开始讨厌，应该不是讨厌用头脑。是厌倦。因为会用到的时候，不是因为大件事了，就是没什么好事了。否则其他事，我觉得我不用用头脑也可以搞定～哈哈。。。

有些人不懂得其他人的难处，一味的以为所有东西都那么简单，那么容易。对，有心一切都可以。但要怎样确保时时刻刻都有心呢？这是我到现在还不会的东西。也许我会，但我做不了。为难他人，只为了自己的方便。想想吧。为什么如今的社会变形成这个样子。大家只为了自己。做东西没经过大脑，不会想想对其他人的影响。也不考虑自己的形象。哈哈。形象很像在这个时代很矛盾。你可以这个时候很照顾形象，转眼却做出令人大跌眼镜的事情。

我不会写诗。我的朋友都爱写部落格情诗。我表达也不好。看得懂好，看不懂就算了。我爱“掰”，从头“掰” 到尾。 为什么？为什么我就不能如其他人那样呢？我应该高兴还是伤心？
你会不会想的？我做了什么你知道吗？你又做了什么？再看看你周围，你最爱的那几位，到底他们做了什么？！唉。。笨，人真笨。我也是人。哈哈。

哇塞，好累。明天还要早起。不懂我的计划会不会成功呢？别想错了，不是你想的那个计划。唉。有什么办法时空转移？或者是把其他人的头脑变聪明？

bonjour~!

Greetings! As a trend, opening a blog seems to be a necessity. Well, everyone do so, why should I be left out? I hate to be left out. I hate losing track of things. To start off, I will say Hello~! to everyone one outside, but mostly just to myself. This is because I don’t care really if someone reads this blog. I just want to write a blog. That’s all. And I need an opening post. Like everyone else in this planet who writes blogs.

مرحبا!!

здрасти!!

zdravo!!

您好！

γεια σου!!

ciao!!

こんにちは!!

안녕하세요!!

Olá!!

Witaj!!

привет!!

ahoj!!

 

Well, this blog is not meant for the faint-hearted. Not for those who can’t stand being laughed,being called names, sabotaged, criticized, circumcised or any other size except S size. MY S SIZE. And also for those who can’t bear manglish a.k.a. broken English. Can’t take it, leave it. Hahas, for those others, welcome and enjoy ur flight! This is your captain Mr Loh ! Roti canai will be serve along the flight, so hang tight and don’t chicken out! Enjoy the humor(if there is any) along the way, if you could!

 

U tak suka u keluar~!(quoted from a Malaysian Minister)