Mum, he calls me "stupid!"

I like to give people nick names.
and usually, the nick names i called them became their real nick names.
I mean, really.

one of your friends, you might be calling him by his nick name.
but do you know how did he got his nickname?

most probably because of me.
yes, 90% is because of me.

You just don't want to admit it.

And even the guy will not remember who gives him that nick name.

YES, ITS ME.
APPRECIATE ME you son of a queen.
I gave you your pretty nick name.

Don't deny it.